“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”
“Your husband’s on tv”
“that show that made you cry”
“That show where the main character died”
That one with the really hot British actor.
“I found that body you hid”
i was not expecting this
You should have.