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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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When you meet someone equally as weird as you







I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

The friendship ritual has begun

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  • me: this show is so fucked up
  • me: *continues watching*
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*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*


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those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really


i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

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Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…


According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.

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i associate everyone with their icon so if your icon is nicholas cage with a flower crown then that is what you look like in my head

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just give us the gay bar scene………. stop giving us pictures……. give us……… the actual……… scene

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mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

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