my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil
i know right they’re so annoying
i agree they’re just the worst
why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really
i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore