when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.
"Stop," whispers the wallet.
"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.